Adam Levine and Maria Sharapova = LOVE

11 Aug


It may very well be the thing that would turn every girl or guy or gay off. Whether it’s for Adam Levine or for Maria Sharapova is up to you. Either way, I’m completely turned off.

Maroon 5’s front man Adam Levine recently went on the record about dating, and having sex, with tennis sensation Maria Sharapova. Here’s what he had to say:

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

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